Theft has been around as long as goods have been sold and purchased – that is to say, forever. And ever. I’m talking about a specific type of theft: piracy. The “P” word – rather, the other “P” word (I’ll try and keep this safe for work). Piracy has been around just as long as theft has, because it is theft. The words are synonymous.
Of course, I’m speaking about software piracy – an irreputable act of digital devilry. And you know what? We all do it. Me included. Heck, especially me! I saw this guy once on the street, and you know what I did? I pushed him down and stole his music files. SecuROM that!
Obviously I’m kidding, but bear with me, for I have a point. Examples like this don’t apply at all. Digital “crimes” and actual crimes you can be arrested for are completely different, much in the same way that a sponge is different from a whistle. You can’t compare the act of hiding a physical package in your jacket and running like your legs are unaware of felonies to running a keygen (a program that “hacks” a serial number input and figures out a matching code) and typing in a serial number to unlock a product you bought in the first place. That’s more like stealing a receipt, and the last time I checked, those things were free. Besides, you can’t be jailed for it like you definitely can for stealing. The SIAA Anti – Piracy Act has a list of some of the (not so) dire consequences:
Piracy users:
- Increase the chances that the software will not function correctly or will fail completely;
- Forfeit access to customer support, upgrades, technical documentation, training, and bug fixes;
- Have no warranty to protect themselves;
- Increase their risk of exposure to a debilitating virus that can destroy valuable data;
- May find that the software is actually an outdated version, a beta (test) version, or a nonfunctioning copy;
- Are subject to significant fines for copyright infringement; and
- Risk potential negative publicity and public and private embarrassment.
Oh no! Negative publicity and public embarrassment! How can anybody live with those consequences!
Admittedly, there are two sides to every argument and some people do steal worse things than letters. Some services, such as the popular file sharing application Limewire, provide the means as well as the vehicle that many people use to download music. Without even paying a dollar! Surely this is an outrage – or at least, it would be if it was actually possible to do. The cluttered layout, randomness of content and complete lack of any sort of organization system hardly allows even the most diabolical hacker to download “40 Year Old Virgin” or the latest “Linkin Park” album.
I’ll cut this short because it’s running a little long, but I hope I’ve gotten my point across. Yes, the unauthorized downloading of copyrighted content is illegal, but you probably won’t get caught. In fact, it’s almost impossible to get caught at all, unless you are the one person a year the RIAA (the Recording Industry Association of America) or the WIPO (World Intellectual Property Organization) chooses to prosecute as a “scapegoat” to scare off other possible pirates. If you aren’t that person, and you aren’t, then don’t worry about it.
It’s still illegal, though.